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Satire / Considerate father lets daughter choose between medical and engineering
“I don’t believe in conventional parenting,” Asgar Alam talked about the inspirations behind his bold choice.
University students become self-proclaimed fashion designers
A new movement has emerged in Chapasthan as university students claimed to be ‘fashion designers’ who can dictate which student should wear what. These self-proclaimed fashion designers seemed to be more concerned about female students’ attire than that of male students.
Screenshot takes internet by Wind
A deleted Facebook post’s screenshot has been widely circulated among the netizens of Chapasthan.
When readers write / Bosses’ bibliophilia
Government officials of Chapasthan are preparing themselves to win Bookers and Nobel prizes for writing literature by reading books in office time.
It’s hard to take catches past your bedtime
After Bangladesh’s quite embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup on Thursday, there was a predictable scapegoat. It was one of the greatest wicketkeeper-batters in the history of cricket, Mushfiqur Rahim, for dropping Kusal Mendis when the Lankan batter was yet to reach 10.
17 injured as marketing team pats itself on the back too hard
It was a regular day on the business floor of Dalal Inc. The keyboards clicked and phones rang, until suddenly, Debashish Das, head of marketing, ran out of his room waving around a paper at the entire office and declared that the deal had been sealed.
Splashback shorts / Jalanta reveals his next epic
Bangla film’s action-comedy superstar, Jalanta Anil, has denied allegations of him lying about the budget of his latest film: Dhan- The Hay.
Job opening for ‘Boss’s friend’s child’ gets record applications
A new position has opened up in Inequity Inc, one of the Misfortune 500 companies of the country.
Paying less: The best way to prevent money laundering
Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.
Reaching home safely is mark of success and development: Minister
There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary.
Digital marketing guru changes name to boost SEO
In an unprecedented feat of putting one’s money where one’s mouth is, the digital marketing guru formerly known as Golam Mostafa has changed his name to Golam Rocky Road Mostafa.
B,CB outlaws retirement; players can only be rested
The country’s apex cricket governing body has ruled that henceforth, no cricketer will be allowed to retire.
Club senior says he discovered debating
A senior from Bangladesh Debate Union called a press conference at National Press Club today to “celebrate his part” in winning the World Universities Debating Championship.
Police declare all cases solved and shift focus to bad singers
Daha Mrittu Politan Police (DMPP), in a press conference this week, announced a radical shift in policy as all pending murder cases were declared solved.
Speedboats to tow high officials’ SUVs amid austerity measures
A circular of the high officials’ welfare division yesterday said due to the curbs on buying fuel and the consequent restrictions on using vehicles, officials high enough can use their boats to tow their cars across city streets.
National cricketer angry at the Sun for rising too late
It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.
‘Do women even breathe after 10:00pm?’
Representatives of the proctorial body, accompanied by hall provosts of Pahartoli University in a press conference yesterday issued a directive that all female students must enter their dorms by 10:00pm.
Parallel Universe: Afghans deploy military in America to ensure peace
No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.
Drivers, helpers being trained in ‘managing to flee’
He used to repair dents in cars in Bhangamotor and with those earnings, along with his brother’s income from driving a CNG-run auto-rickshaw wife’s income from working as hired domestic help, he ran his family of five.
Man dodging load shedding with simple trick
Entrepreneur Rafsan Rakib has come up with a unique solution to an artificial problem the government created. Load shedding is the talk of the town now, and Rafsan is not worried at all.
